Fresh Prince

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

we should all take up smoking because it makes you really cool!

Whatever
Helps
Attack
Les Stroud's
Endless
Stripping

you are suddenly aware of how your feet are suffocating in your shoes

The weaponry of the chipmunks is most often catapults powered by external mechanisms that must be well oiled at all times to avoid risk of incompetent terrorists finding their way into the carrot patch with their carrot machetes and preference for ham and pea soup over the extremities of the casual ant who never really missed his grandma following her tragic death in the gum overflow of 2009 that had left the whole colony devestated and spending millions of dollars on repairs constructed out of alarm clocks and the combined efforts of a trillion slaves captured on the ant crusades to the library of the termites where the great termite librarian had once chosen to peruse a selection of books comprised of papers made up of various fonts designed in the house of fontus polonius the former lord of the tentacles that once devoured ships.

This song was made out of like 200 samples. That is whaaack yo.

Step outside and you will see
A fire of perfect symmetry.
Tongues of flame will lick your brow
nothing will stop you now.
Reach forward to obtain your goal,
the gift that from the gods was stole.